i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
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I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
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I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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