Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
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wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
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I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
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and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
They took my balls.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
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