I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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