listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
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