he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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