Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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