so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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