did you get engaged???
Dude, I just woke up on the floor of some random chick's floor with puke in my hair and a posted note on my forehead that said "It's over." Dude I wasn't even aware I was in a relationship...
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
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You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
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I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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