he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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