Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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