Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
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I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
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Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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