hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
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