yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
True true and the only thing that will burn more than the vodka we will consume is the shame in our loved one's eyes
And yet we make it a tradition to get inappropriately drunk at family functions. We amaze me.
At least it's not a funeral this time... I feel we're making improvements.
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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