It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
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just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
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Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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