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google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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