My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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