this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
It's shark week go big or go home
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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