i jhust puked up my retainher.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
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Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
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Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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