Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
only you would photoshop your dick
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
Never joke about your clitoris.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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