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(513): View more from Ohio

I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.

(1-513): View more from Ohio

trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.

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(952): View more from Minnesota

High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.

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(303): View more from Colorado

Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.

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(907): View more from Alaska

I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?

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