We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
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Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
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I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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