i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
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