it wasn't lemon gatorade
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
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