i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
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He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
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the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
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