i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Reason #84 I'm on my way to becoming a crazy cat lady: I called the police last night because I heard a noise and the cats were acting funny like they were trying to tell me something. The 3rd time the dispatcher repeated "the cats are acting funny?" I yelled and told her to have an officer ask the cats what happened.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
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my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
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how do you play pong handcuffed?
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
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