I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
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Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
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Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
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