Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
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