I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
where am i from again
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
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More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
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Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
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