No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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