are you still at the devil's house?
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
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like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
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Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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