Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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