I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
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thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
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View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
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