Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
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I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
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Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
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