Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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