i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
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We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
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i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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