fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
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I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
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These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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