Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
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Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
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I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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