He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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