At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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