Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Randomize
