He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Randomize
