my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
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so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
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I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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