I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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