Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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