It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
i need some magic done to my vagina
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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