I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
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WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
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You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
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