he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
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You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
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How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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