I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
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