Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
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One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
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We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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