she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
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I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
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how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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