how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
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