so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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