So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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