The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
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Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
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at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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