We should be called the Road Head Warriors
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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